I Know Something You Don’t Know!!! - Alex Jeffreys Class of 2008 Has Gone……….
Alex Jeffreys Add commentsif my Fellows Students want to really get Mr. Alex Jeffreys to notice them then you’d better listen to me, ’cause the Teachers Pet knows someting you Don’t Know!!! ………………and if you are nice to me, then I might share it with you……
First of all I’d better fill you in on the latest Goss……that Gary Simpson, he’s spreading all kinds of rumours about me….He told the Exchange Student Nyzat that I am a Queen Snitch….and to think I thought he was my best friend in Class…!!! ha ha ha
Super Duper Terrific Mark Austin and I have been hanging out together for hours…..don’t tell that Gary Simpson cause he’ll get jealous….I’ve stopped taking him tea and cookies you know!!! ha ha ha He hasn’t complained yet, but anyway, I don’t care…
I’ve got something really big Planned for that Gary Simspon so stay tuned…at the moment I’m not talking to him because he got me into trouble again and I got detention…….I’m seriously thinking I should drop him as my best friend in class and start going with that Super Duper Terrific Mark Austin…..let me know your thoughts please!!!??? ha ha ha
Girlfriends………………..where are you….You are letting the girls side down and the competition is about to start. Christine is my new best girlfriend for those of you that don’t know…She’s really pretty and she is very sweet….I’ve gotta catch up with Lori as well…she’s so nice………………….
How are you NIgel……………..have you still got a crush on Christine!!! She was talking about you after the party we had after Class the other day…………Gee Wiz you looked nice in your high waisted pants with your white socks and bed red belt NIgel….I really liked your multi checkered shirt with the silver thread through it…You were really shining….!!! ha ha ha ha
Oh…I forgot to tell you the Gos…..Oh well..next time… oh yea..that’s it…. I heard this really cool saying. It goes like this…
Dare to Dream and Peace Will Be Your Prize
Okay…gotta dash…see ya
ps. I have detention so I won’t be around for a day or so!!! …thanks to that Gary Simpson.!!! ha ha ha
December 6th, 2008 at 3:59 am
(PSSSST: Yeah… YOU! Listen up. I can’t talk too loud - oops. There she is - that damn Teacher’s PET Colly Wolly Coleen. Ha! She thinks I don’t know about all this but BOY do I have a surprise for her. I’ve seen her viral spiral e-book. She thinks I don’t know about it. DUH! I know everything she does.
I even know it was HER who bought that cigar for teacher - MISTER Alex Jeffreys. You know… that big havana on the front of his Guru’s Dream book. Hope he doesn’t smoke it past half way though. I won’t be standin’ close if he does…
Anyway, me and my buddies over at Gary-Land have got a bet on. WE bet that Colly-Wolly will NOT be able to get 50 people here to comment on this. Actually, I don’t reckon she’ll even get 30. There! In fact, I don’t even reckon that little snitch has got 20 friends in the whole e-World. So here’s what I’m gonna do… I’m gonna spray her e-Book with grafitti! Ha, ha! Yep. That’s what I’m gonna do.
It’s her assignment and I’m gonna mess it up for her and she’s gonna be in trouble. Teacher’s PET. Yeah! We’ll see about that. Oops here she comes. I gotta go.)
You know who… pssssssshhhhhhhhhhh - there. Just sprayed that fence on the way out. This is gonna be fun!)
http://motivationselfesteem.com/talk
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December 6th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Colleen,
Girl- I didn’t know you had so much pull - look at your talking to all these gurus! What an inspiration are. And your corporate website impresses me… now I know why you’re posts are so awesome - it’s because you’re a gifted and talented writer. Is there anything you can teach us?? I know you said it’s natural for you, but if there are any tips - please share.
Also, I need help with being more organized with all of this stuff we’re learning from Alex. If you have any ideas, please share those with us.
Thanks a bunch and I an so excited about your Viral E-Book - how great is that!!??
Talk to you soon,
Traci
http://www.tracimoore.com
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December 6th, 2008 at 11:17 am
Hi Coleen,
Looks like your the leading lady of the AJ students. Shame your fellow ‘girlfriends’ can’t keep pace with you, lol.
I’ve managed to finally upload the 25 minute tutorial video all the AJ students voted for in the poll last week. I’m sure everyone will benefit from it.
So what about all you other ladies out there are you going to do Coleen proud? I’ve issued a challenge to you over on my site in my last comment. (I didn’t want to make it into full blown post as I didn’t want to draw to much attention to us blokes out doing you
)
Garry
http://garryparkes.com/
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December 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
psssssssssssshhhhhh.
More grafitti.
Ha, ha. Only one person. Where are all her friends?
Oh, this is too easy.
psssssssssssshhhhhh.
You know who (heh…heh…)
http://motivationselfesteem.com/talk
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December 6th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Hi Coleen,
You told me to keep our chats from Gary quiet and now you have put the word out
I better get over to his place and say some nice words about him.
Are you going into the ‘dating niche’ Coleen? I see you are working on Nigel now, and last night you were trying to see who you could find me.
Maybe that’s why the girls are keeping a low profile
Talking of Nigel, i needed some techinal assistance to. See you are not the only one. Coleen likes to call herself the ‘technical dummie’ of the class and after 2hrs on the phone, I’m not going to argue with her. lol
Nigel helped me out with making a video and i’ve done my first one now so check it out on my blog. Nigel has a new one on his blog too.
Speak to you soon
Mark
http://missioninternetmaketing.com
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December 6th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
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December 6th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hey Super Duper Terrific Mark Austin
Well I never…you’re not meant to tell our Fellow Students I’m a Technical dummie….thanks alot…..it’s alright, I’ll still be your friend because you have been so very good to me.
I’ll come over to your place tomorrow….thanks for the invite…
My mums calling me…she said I have an early night (not)…… ha hah ah a
See ya.
Coleen
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December 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
psssshhhhhhhhhht.
RED paint!
psssshhhhhhhhhht.
BLUE paint!
psssshhhhhhhhhht.
GREEN paint!
“admin” Duh! Like as if we don’t know it is HER!
Heh… heh… I got up real early with only 4 hours sleep to come back here and do this. Wait till Col-the-Queen-snitch sees all this paint everwhere. As she would say hahahahaha!
XYZ the tagger - LOL!
http://motivationselfesteem.com/talk
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December 6th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Hey Coleen thanks for the warm invite. I didn’t actually miss any modules since Alex postponed module #3 til next week. Hope I got that right.
Where is Student Support? I must have missed something.
Anyway, I just got my squeeze page up, my blog is up and I’m adding people to the blog roll (with Gary . . . or is it Garry?s) help. Everyone is so kind. I’ve been creating a plan and then there’s all the reading to do.
I’m not sure what’s next. I think I’ll head over to squidoo and make a lens to generate some traffic to my blog and squeeze page.
About me you asked? I’ve been trying to work online for about a year without any success to speak of. I’ve been learning a lot about social marketing and hope I can share some of that with folks.
I love reading your comments, Coleen. I can almost hear your voice. Anyway, let me know about student services. Talk again soon,
Theresa
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December 6th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
My holy gosh, what happened last night… I’m….soo…… completedly dazed out…. either Chrissy or Coleen must have spiked my drink or I really must have been knocked out as I completely totally forgot what happened last night.
Seems like I’m going to have to get Mark to either fill me back in on the details or I’m going to to have to go outta town for a few weeks to see a hypnotist. Guess I’m going to have to take the latter option- you will see what I mean later.
Btw… was I REALLY wearing what you saw Coleen? I guess I must have walked out of the closet backward or are you sure, if so, the world has suddenly spun backwards?
Anyway, I’m having serious problems now and I’m in doubts now as to whether I made the right decision or move to join Mr Alex Jeffreys class. You see, I’ve been driving all day today and and I’ve stopped at the cross I’m stuck at it as there are 3 turnings.
The options are: shud I turn left to continue with Alex Jeffreys Class or maybe I shud turn right and take a detour? or instead, should I follow the weird sign in front of me showing a man pulling a cow up a tree and a guy standing next to it telling me to go straight ahead. It’s truly a Prisoners Dilemna now as they are 3 routes, 113 miles of cars behind me yet The strange thing is : nobody is in a hurry behind me and there’s no beeping of horns either and I’m running out of fuel and it’s -4 degrees celcius out there.
Maybe I should see a hypnotist?
Nigel
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December 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Hi Coleen,
Found your blog via Garry Parkes blogroll and thought I’d just pop in and say hi!
Been working hard this weekend to get my platform up and running in time for the next webinar, very excited about taking part in that one!
I’m gonna stick your blog on my blogroll at http://carlbartonpresents.com, feel free to pop by
Carl.
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December 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Hi Coleen
Like a few of the other students I have been sitting at the back of the class watching you (teachers pet), and some of the prefects doing their stuff.
Cant wait to get out in the playground and get mucky.
I have added you to my blog roll so I can quickly click through and see what you are up to.
Rick
http://www.askrickfreeman.com/
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December 7th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Hi Teacher’s Pet,
To say your blog is entertaining would be an understatement. It’s downright hilarious! I’ll bet it will be very productive, too!!
I’ve added you to my blog roll and hope you will do the same.
Keep the blog a-rolling.
All the best,
Jack
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December 8th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
hehe, Coleen, the geek who wore a red belt to your party is back again from the crossroad dilmena that caused the 113 miles of tailback in the middle of nowayland. lol
So, Coleen, aka Teachers pet, queen snitch, how are you, I’ve heard you asked about putting videos on your blog site, you know, it’s really simple sweetie…
Firstly I’m assuming you found your music video on Youtube. All you have to do is click on the more info button at the side of the video which shows you more information. Scroll down a little - watch your pretty fingernails by the way….. hehe, and then right click the mousey button and copy the embed code.
Next, navigate your way back to your blog, and paste the fancy code into to your blog post, make sure you’re in HTML editing viewing before your paste. Or else you’ll end up with a lot of randoms letters and numbers which will make Mr Der Brains explodes when he sees it.
But if you wanna hang around til the end of the week, I can show you my latest homework project which is: telling you and everyone else in the class how they can make their own videos, upload them to youtube and also put them onto their own blog. It’s all going to be mind-boggling fun ..
hehe, rightey ho….. I’m off to see Gary now. He’s invited me to one his weird, wacky and wonderful ideas thinking session which I guess will last no longer than 5 minutes lol…
See you and the rest of the class tommorrow at blog role.
Nigel
PS… if you mum asks again about me, please give her my kindest regards and tell her that I’m working on my latest special homework project. Thanks!
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December 8th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Collie, you are absolutely hysterical. If there is one thing I’ve learned about teachers pet’s is that they ALWAYS have the advantage when it gets down to it. PLUS you get away with a lot of stuff the other kids don’t!!!
Very funny stuff here, I couldn’t help but read the entire thing to see where you were going with it, and with my Online Attention Deficit issues, that’s quite a victory!
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December 9th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Hiya Col,
I am a fellow Wealth Alliance student of Debra Thompson Roedl’s. Well done on getting your Blog up.
In success,
Pix
“Dreams With Action Defy Logic”
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Why thank you so much Pix….you are very kind to drop over to my (place) and lend your support….
That Gary Simpson didn’t know I had friends outside of Class. He also doesn’t know that Debra Thompson Roedl is my Number 1 Teacher and that she is responsible for teaching me most of the stuff I know.
Can you come back to my place (blog) again…..That Gary Simpson says I don’t have many girl friends….
See Ya
Gotta Dash
I’m off to Visit My friend Debbie
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December 9th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Oh My!!…..Oh Me!!!….Oh My!!!……I think I’m doing the eyelash flutter thing that one of the boys was talking about…..
Fancy that!!!….Oh My!!!…..Debbie is my Writing Class Teacher and she has awarded me an accolade!!! Oh My!…..I am just so very proud!!! Gee Wiz, I just have to go tell that Gary Simpson……!! ha ha ha
Now I am Teachers Pet with not only Mr. Alex Jeffreys but also Miss Debbie DoLittle……I really hope they can sweek talk that horrible Principal Mr. Der Brain so he doesn’t give me any more detentions….!!! ha ha ha
I’m so excited….it’s time to throw another party…..I wonder if mum will let me….I think it’s hair washing day, which means she gonna fill that big round tub with lots of bublles that sits out in my backyard and then she’s gonna make me have my bath…!!!
she’s been so onto me about my boy cat Emma….say I don’t pay her….I mean him….I mean her…..Oh dear, I don’t know what I mean. It’s so confusing finding out that Emma is a boy cat when I thought she was a girl cat….
See Ya Gotta Dash
This is Big News.
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December 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Oh Dear, I think I am going to cry….that Gary Simpson just never leaves me alone…. I was so happy about my Teacher Debbie DoLittle awarding me that accolade and that Gary Simpson just had to go and spoil it……
Anyway, whatever you do don’t tell him that he made cry ’cause he drowned me in more paint bombs…..boy am I gonna be in trouble when I get home tonight…..Mum will be screaming because she can’t see my bright orange hair for the paint bomb he dropped straight on top of my plaits…..!!! And to think that I just started wearing my new red ribbons with big bows….now they are ruined!!!
Please help me to turn into a meaney, so that I can learn how to tease Gary Simpson the way he teases me…….I mean to say…..now he’s stirring me about my ‘Copper Locks’
Oh well…….I’d better go home…. I can’t hide out at Student Support Services looking like this…..all the boys will laugh at me and then they may not want to be my friends anymore………..
Bye
Cols The Queen Snitch
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December 9th, 2008 at 4:27 am
heheheheh
PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHT
Just sprayed a big red X on the other side of the fence where copperlox is gonna take her bath. hehehehe!
Cols, the snitcheroo, said “…she gonna fill that big round tub with lots of bublles that sits out in my backyard and then she’s gonna make me have my bath…”
X marks the spot guys.
You see there is a hole in that fence and me an’ the boys are gonna check her out and take pix and vids an’ put ‘em up on YouTube. What a hoot that’ll be. Woo-hoo.
Er, by the way… I did say somethin’ REAL nice over at Gary-Land about Cols. Check out the thread on “TALENT.” (She paid me to say it.)
U Know Who!
PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHT
http://motivationselfesteem.com/talk
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December 10th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Hi Jeffrey here,
I am one of Alex Jeffreys student and please add me to your blogroll.
You have an awesome blog and your writing rocks. Times, i find it hilarious what with your comments about Gary. Keep that up. Are you the teacher’s pet? Just curious.
Care to comment on my blog. I am new to blog and need some comments or critise me if you want. Tell me what i need to improve my blog,okay.
Keep in touch.
Jeffrey,
http://www.jeffreyblogonline.com
http://www.listbuildingjeffrey.com
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